Ralph Wiggum Is A Recurring Character On The Tv Show The Simpsons. Due To His Very Low Intelligence His Dialogue Is Often Bizarre And Non-Sequitur. Many Of His Lines Have Become Catchphrases In Their Own Right. This Song's Lyrics Are Made Up Entirely Of Ralph's Dialogue Except Where Noted Below. The Episode Titles Listed In Brackets Show Where Each Line Appeared. I'm Going To Africa A Star Is Born Again Yes Ma'am Skinner's Sense Of Snow I'm A Brick! The Bart Of War Was President Lincoln Okay? Summer Of 4 Ft. 2 Mittens Unclear This Is Ralph's Cat's Name And He Has Mentioned It Several Times First In "Lisa's Rival" There's A Dog In The Vent Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadassss Song Chicken Necks? Radioactive Man I Pick Ken Griffey Jr. Homer At The Bat I Fell Out Two Times Bart To The Future I'm Pedaling Backwards! Bart After Dark This Snowflake Tastes Like Fish Sticks Lard Of The Dance We're A Totem Pole! Bye-Bye Nerdie Dying Tickles! Treehouse Of Horror XII "Wiz Kids" Segment I Heard A Frankenstein Lives There Bart After Dark She's Touching My Special Area This Little Wiggy Go Banana! Das Bus Chorus Ralphie Get Off The Stage Sweetheart Said By Chief WIggum Ralph's Father In "Homer's Enemy" Oooh Say Can You Rock! Sung By The Party Posse In "New Kids On The Blecch" I'm A Pop Sensation I'm A Pop Sensation New Kids On The Blecch Salmon Gutter Separate Vocations I'm Idaho $pringfield You Smell Like Dead Bunnies The Bart Of War That's Where I Saw The Leprechaun This Little Wiggy Fun Toys Are Fun! Grift Of The Magi Chocolate Microscopes Who Shot Mr. Burns? Pt 1 You're Not It Last Exit To Springfield That Is So 1991 Simpson Tide I Bit My Tongue! Bart's Inner Child Chorus Yvan Eht Nioj! Sung By The Dancers In "New Kids On The Blecch" It Is The Phrase "Join The Navy" Backwards And Was Used As A Subliminal Recruitment Tool By The Navy My Sash Says Ultra Man! ‘Scuse Me While I Miss The Sky