Shadows Lane originated when Armand Lane's beautiful Matthew shadows/Billy Joel influenced fatman vocals penetrated the fat barrier of our very space time continuum. As Armand lane desperately tried to destroy us his fatness cast a shadow over Sunset Lane, thus becoming... Shadows Lane. The battle continued and us warriors battled the armand lane for years to come. In order to negate the devastating fat effects of this paradox, "Shadows Lane" was created. A group that would devote there entire lives to eliminate the appalling fatman vocals which tears clusterfucks in our universe by covering his major compositions and reversing the fatman vocals by sending them through the tom synth, an advanced alien technology known to emulate toms complex voice frequency which has the power to destroy the fatness once and for all. There is no way home, in the shadows lane. see also Denim Burke