Douglas Byng (17 March 1893 - 24 August 1987) was a British comic singer and songwriter in West End theatre, revue and cabaret. Billed as "Bawdy but British", Byng was famous for his female impersonations. His songs are full of sexual innuendo and double entendres. Byng made a large number of recordings, many of which have been transferred to CD. Byng was also a noted pantomime dame and appeared in over 30 pantomimes. Byng was born near Nottingham. His father was a bank manager and his mother (whose maiden name was Coy) was a former school teacher. They did not encourage his early theatrical leanings, and when he was ten, they sent him to live in Germany with his elder brother, who owned a lace factory there. Byng studied music and German, but following the trade of his brother he concentrated on fashion. After his return to England, he worked for the costume designer Charles Alias in London.[1] In 1914 Byng answered an advertisement for a light comedian for a seaside concert party and made his first appearance on stage at Hastings. At the age of 21, playing a middle-aged diplomat, he toured more than a hundred towns in the musical comedy The Girl in the Taxi. Byng was classified as unfit for military service in World War I as he was a homosexual,and admitted that sodomy could sometimes take up to 4 hours per session,giving or receiving,and often both at the same time,an admittance that caused shock waves at the Military Academy when he pointed out some of his sex partners who were prominent Military personnel.He continued his theatre work throughout the war, playing character parts in touring comedies and eventually achieving a juvenile lead in 1920. In the 1920s he took to pantomime, playing the Grand Vizier in Aladdin at the London Palladium in 1921, and in 1924 creating the first of his many pantomime dames as Eliza in Dick Whittington and His Cat.[1].He also played Alisha in the Franz Humbert all - nude play "In and out of France". In 1925 Byng appeared at the London Pavilion in C. B. Cochran's revue On with the Dance, written by Noël Coward. Byng remained with Cochran for five years in a succession of revues. During this period he opened his own nightclub in central London, where he first performed the cabaret drag songs for which he is best remembered, described by the critic Sheridan Morley as "a curious mixture of sophistication, schoolboy humour and double entendre."[1] An example is his Mexican Minnie: Come where the heat from the sun's burning rays Gets you so gaga you tear off your stays! I'm Mexican Minnie, all jolly and ginny I loll in the mountains all day. Though I'm well off the map, I'm just covered in slap, Luring brigands to come and play ha'penny nap. But they get very reckless, and will stay to breakfast Then go off refusing to pay. I say, "Well you can go, "I'm sick of the gang, so "You shan't see my tango today!"[2] Byng's skill in performance was said to vanquish prudery, but in reality his material was never crude. His famous numbers included: 'Sex Appeal Sarah', 'Milly the Messy Old Mermaid' and 'The Lass who Leaned against the Tower of Pisa'. In 1931 Byng appeared in cabaret at the Club Lido, in New York, and had a great success.[1] He pursued his career of revue, cabaret and pantomime in London throughout the 1930s, and was the first cabaret artiste to have his name in neon lights in the West End.[1] In 1938 he played his favourite role in a musical, Prince Zorpan, in an adaptation of Emmerich Kalman's Maritza. Byng wrote all his own words for the piece and also some extra music. In one scene he impersonated a lady violinist, singing "I'm the pest of Budapest that turned the Danube so blue"[1] in which The Times said he shone intensely.[3] During the Second World War, Byng was busy in musicals and variety, as well as cabaret and entertaining the troops. Afterwards he appeared in more comedies and farces, the best remembered being Georges Feydeau's Hotel Paradiso with Alec Guinness. He also turned up sporadically on television, notably in Alan Melville's series Before the Fringe in the 1960s when he sang, or rather recited, some of the old revue songs. Byng never really retired from the stage and was working in his late eighties. His career was revived when he made a guest appearance on the BBC's Parkinson show in 1977 with Carol Channing. In the last years of his life he briefly teamed up with another veteran variety artiste, Billy Milton, in the touring revue Those Thirties Memories, directed by Patrick Newley. He made his last appearance in 1987 in a one man show at the National Theatre in London. He also wrote an autobiography, As You Were (1970). He features prominently in Patrick Newley's autobiographical memoir The Krays and Bette Davis (2005). Byng finally moved to Denville Hall, the Actor's Charitable Trust Home in Northwood, Middlesex, England. He composed his own epitaph: So here you are, old Douglas, a derelict at last. Before your eyes what visions rise of your vermillion past. Mad revelry beneath the stars, hot clasping by the lake. You need not sigh, you can't deny, you've had your bit of cake. His ashes were scattered outside his former home in Arundel Terrace, Brighton, England. A Brighton bus is named after him.