20-year old producer who likes to make all kinds of people happy with all kinds of music. The love-child of Audrey Hepburn and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson manifests himself as Gallamine, creating sounds that are intended to be heard by human ears. His recent single, "Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites" topped the Beatport charts at number #238, viciously beating out DJ Gella's "Ratchet People" and a re-recorded version of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" by underground Dutch electronic artist,...
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20-year old producer who likes to make all kinds of people happy with all kinds of music. The love-child of Audrey Hepburn and Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson manifests himself as Gallamine, creating sounds that are intended to be heard by human ears. His recent single, "Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites" topped the Beatport charts at number #238, viciously beating out DJ Gella's "Ratchet People" and a re-recorded version of Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" by underground Dutch electronic artist, Diplo. Born to Dwayne Johnson and the late Audrey Hepburn, Gallamine has been a literal idiot since day one. In 1996 he was labeled an "imbecile" by his family physician, Dr. Dre, MD. Roughly a year after this, his mother, Audrey Hepburn, tragically passed away, the cause of death being Dubstep. In elementary school, Gallamine was appropriately nicknamed "Fucklord McQueen". At the age of 16, he bought his first laptop computer, with which he had a very close (and slightly sexually inappropriate) relationship with. Little did he know that his laptop had reproductive abilities and they had two children together. He then named them Daft Punk. Upon reaching adulthood, Gallamine succumbed to the haunting temptations of narcotics and other unhealthy habits. He is currently recovering from many addictions including but not limited to: cocaine, heroin, marijuana, children's Tylenol, methamphetamine, and jerking off. After being charged with possession with the intent of trafficking, Gallamine met and befriended fellow inmates Lil Wayne (serving time on weapons charges), Chief Keef (serving time for street racing charges) and Martha Stewart (serving time for fraud). These four individuals then, using technology invented by his children, Daft Punk, and Gallamine's self-proclaimed "Balls Of Steel", traveled to England and back in time to 1964 and rose to fame under the name "The Beatles". The group achieved mass stardom and will (spoiler alert) headline Ultra 2015. Now, Gallamine is hot in the Sudbury nightlife scene playing as many as two shows per month slaying the stage like he slays that pussy. He also works at Future Shop http://twitter.com/#!/_alexjibb https://www.facebook.com/Gallamine
