"Where butthurt goes to die" they said, "don't take lyfe too srsly" the chanted back to me in their hoards as I justify my distaste for Suicide Silence in excruciating detail. But those entry-level tennie boppers just don't get real music. Their obsession with "fun music" like hardcore punk, pop punk and rap and tripe like that sickens me to the pit of my stomach. Apparently it's a comedy blog, but I don't find crappy journalism funny. The guy that contributes to it primarily, Sergeant D, has invented a few -core genres to describe trends that occur in the current spunk and shitcore scenes like tr00 pop punk, srscore, risecore and ikeacore. But I don't get why he dislikes all these average "hardcore" bands like The Story So Far and Touché Amoré, they play a lot deeper music than that stuff he "back tards" or stuff he would have a "moshalepsy" to. What is to 'moshalepsy' anyway? Is it a type of hardcore dance? Can you believe these guys support terrible trends like easycore and powerpop and not like metal? I mean what the fuck? Only metal is real. Sergeant D started writing in 2009 for the blog. Suffice to say I've known about it from the beginning, I like to see what kids today are up to. Apparently Sarge has a podcast which started in 2012 and takes place in Shawn's Basement. Apparently if you have terrible taste in music they are looking for writers. So you're interested, bother them relentlessly! http://www.stuffyouwillhate.com/.