No Desire For Revenge - Music

The Masonics - A Winning Combination Of Milkshakes Pop Rivets Wildebeests Kaisers Film Editors Micky & Ludellas Vectors Headcoats Commercial Artists Kravin "A"s Auntie Vegetables And Landscape Gardeners. Not Bad Seeing As There's Only Three Of 'em. THE MASONICS ARE... * MICK 'THE MILK' HAMPSHIRE Singing & 6-String Guitar * BRUCE 'BASH' BRAND Traps & Backing Vocals * JOHN 'LARDY' GIBBS Bottom Guitar & Backing Vocals * With Thanks To Former Bass-Jockeys Johnny Barker Johnny Johnson & Liam Watson Having Attended The Same Secret Lodge - The Omnipotent Order Of Eccentric Rapscallions OOER - Together For 25-Odd Years Our Three Heroes Were United In Their Cause When They Were Elected To Search The UK For A Sacrificial Virgin To Be Deflowered At The Sacred Dodecacentenial Orgy Or 'DO' For Short . A 16-Year Search - During Which Micky Was Mistakenly Assumed To Be Missing Presumed Unable To Take The Pace - Yielded Nothing. In Short They Had No Joy Neither On Their Home Turf Nor During A Brief Sojourn To Western Europe. Hence Their Anticipated Presence In The Promised Land . To Lure Their Prey They Hit On The Ingenious Plan Of Disguising Themselves As A Musical 'rock-Group' Presently Very Popular Among Young Folk We Are Led To Believe . Therefore We Urge All Parents Siblings Friends Acquaintances And Cohorts Of Any Known Or Not Unblemished No-Tails Irrespective Of Age Race Creed Cooking-Ability Etc. To Attend The Soon To Be Announced Masonic Gatherings Accompanied By Same. Your Assistance In This Matter Is Greatly Appreciated. Note We Would Like To Thank Ourselves For Allowing Whippersnapper Colonial Upstarts The Wh*te Str*pes To Close A Series Of Performances For Us In The Early Part Of This Century During Their Maiden Voyage To This Great Country Of Ours. Crumbs! Etc. read less