ANAL SPYDER started out small in da hood but then he got shot on his 19th birthday and decided to fight crime with his pet dog Leonardo, but one day Leonardo got drunk and fell off a cliff so ANAL SPYDER became manically depressed and tried to kill himself, but he survived over dose and then he though to himself, how about i make some music to help me pass the time? and this is the story of how the worlds greatest musician came to life ALL HAIL ANAL SPYDER