Mateus was born illiterate at the age of 0 among monkeys, horses, zebras and tapeworms on the small town of Curitiba - Brazil. He started doing drugs at the age of 2, and now he makes a living creating music in Apple GarageBand. His music consists of fast hip hop beats, uninspired post-rockish pianos, artificial exotic animals sounds, unoriginal lo-fi organs and lots of generic samples. Some say he tastes like chicken, but that's still to be proven.