Pitchfork Colonoscopy is a farcical, medically-themed blackened goregrind band from Philadelphia, PA, formed in 2009. The band does not play shows and deliberately records and masters their songs to have poor sound quality. Official Bio: A "side project" of the band Rosetta which in a matter of minutes became FAR SUPERIOR to its progenitors. The same number of notes as a Rosetta LP in a single 1-minute-20-second song! Emerging from a primordial pool of blackened gore
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Pitchfork Colonoscopy is a farcical, medically-themed blackened goregrind band from Philadelphia, PA, formed in 2009. The band does not play shows and deliberately records and masters their songs to have poor sound quality. Official Bio: A "side project" of the band Rosetta which in a matter of minutes became FAR SUPERIOR to its progenitors. The same number of notes as a Rosetta LP in a single 1-minute-20-second song! Emerging from a primordial pool of blackened gore, PITCHFORK COLONOSCOPY is BR00TALITY PERSONIFIED!!! Black metal gave the pitchfork, goregrind gave the colonoscopy! EVIL BLACKENED GORE THRASH MADE IN THE FILTHIEST COMPUTER CHEATER TRADITION! NO LIVE SHOWS EVER! ONLY THE STUPIDEST RIFFING! NO DISCERNIBLE MELODY OR SOCIAL VALUE! YOUR CHOICE OF 3 TEMPOS: FAST, FASTEST, AND UNLISTENABLE! Get blasted here: http://www.myspace.com/pitchforkcolonoscopy Members: Matt Weed Brice "Barsista" McMootrie III 5 mainframe supercomputers purchased at auction after a Justin Bieber live autotune server upgrade CRANKING OUT THE HITS ONE AFTER ANOTHER! Chart toppers include: Septic Afterbirth Shrapnel Laxative Tapeworm Diarrhea Pool Party Hacksaw Hysterectomy Drillbit Catheter Pickaxe Vasectomy Battery Acid Baptism Sandblast Ultrasound Weedeater Pit Shave Barbed Wire Feeding Tube Drano Enema Beltsander Castration (based on a true story) Burrito Fartz
