"Straight outta the ghettos of Bend, Oregon, da Spooj (also called tha Spooge) is gonna fuck shit up with their phat beats and cock and balls! These two perverts have founded a true post-modern hip-hop experience. It’s too bad that they are evil and servants of Mapplethorpe, because their beats are fairly slamming. Occasionally joined by guest stars, da Spooj have produced more smash singles in the last two years than Britney, Madonna, N’Sync, Matchbox 20 and Colin Powell combined.
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"Straight outta the ghettos of Bend, Oregon, da Spooj (also called tha Spooge) is gonna fuck shit up with their phat beats and cock and balls! These two perverts have founded a true post-modern hip-hop experience. It’s too bad that they are evil and servants of Mapplethorpe, because their beats are fairly slamming. Occasionally joined by guest stars, da Spooj have produced more smash singles in the last two years than Britney, Madonna, N’Sync, Matchbox 20 and Colin Powell combined. Their first CD release, B b b b b b b b b b b b b b b, was universally acclaimed as the most innovative album of all time. Rza, Gza, Pza and Nza of the Pu Tang Clan called it “brilliant.” Eminem spat on the ground and said, “Shit.” Benny Goldstein, CEO of Gangsta Die Records, says the CD is “highly marketable.” You’ll probably recognize their smash radio hits, “Beasty Feast,” “Bucket of Snow,” “Balloon Master,” “Malcontento,” “Cock and Balls,” and “Chink Spooj.” Core-core fans will also know their less-known but more immaculate work, including, “James and Tore, Holt, and Jared in Love,” “Killjames,” “Killtore,” and “Nxalbnm2.” Stayed tuned for more upcoming hits from these urban mastaz. Their shit is like Pringles: once you pop, it don’t stop!"
