Why The Hell Would I Know is a garage rock band from Bern, Switzerland, founded in 2007. The lineup stayed the same since then and includes Johnny B. Nice on Vocals, Mary Rose Teenie on Guitar and backing Vocals, Bas Dirt on Bass, Jalacy Hammond on Keys and backing Vocals and Jack Moon on Drums. Why The Hell Would I Know's main influences are on one hand other garage and indie rock bands like The Datsuns, The Vines, The Hives or Franz Ferdinand, on the other hand classic (punk) rock bands like the Ramones or Rolling Stones. Their first 4 track EP is to be released in early 2009.