I guess this is the bit that we’re supposed to tell you how cool, quirky, funny, trendy and/or dangerous we are. Well to be honest, people who lick their own lollipops are normally idiots! I never believe them so why would you? If you think you’re cool, chances are you’re the (bi)polar opposite. God knows we tried learning how to be cool, quirky, funny, trendy and/or dangerous…but we gave up 'cos the course clashed with The Wire and repeats of Eastenders What you got here is five washed faces from suburbia who dress and act just like those normal people who you’d bump into in Tesco Express when buying some late night cat food or condoms (hopefully not both for the cat). Where we live there isn’t much going on, so we’re coming to where you live to sing about it and get tipsy. So get involved - it’s our round x